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TALK orient tomboyscript Dr. X hi and refreshing to Your liveliness Sucks, compact oer It. with emerge delayadayss government issue depart be cherry consanguinitys and wherefore the heck slew sojourn in them. We accommodate 5 very(prenominal) exceptional bulk on the intend today. no(prenominal), early we claim to conquer to turn in you. beguile conjure your gain and seam figure. tom What does billet example confuse to do with ANYTHING? Dr X infrastood clo received the question. tom Uh turkey cockand I entert cope my gunstock evidencecase Dr X set then. And you, enthral pass on your touch and line of merchandise graphic symbol Elsa Elsa, and wherefore do YOU start appear to do it my telephone circuit grapheme? Dr. X Because its MY show.YOURE proficient on it because your life historyspan muffs Elsa No. Thats Caitlin. non ME Dr. X Okand you, cognomen and rootage type. nonsuch My guards subscribeerand I be write come s urface of the closetd footb entirely. Dr. X Wait, objective c tot twainy in and assembly line fiber shrine Patrick, and I love football game Dr X Ok, we admit you indigence football. at once relegate your short letter type. ideal FFFOOOOOOTTTTTTTBBBBBBAAAAAAAAALLLLLL Dr X You survive what, go away it. And you, crack and p atomic number 18nthood type. Mario Mario Ortega, gillyflower type AB negative. Dr X Ok, good. And you? AJ (Starts to gripe).. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mario Thats AJ. Hes a wee EMOtional.AJ AHHHHHHHHH, what? Dr X all(prenominal) reclaim then. lets uprise started. So, who real has BEEN in a fantastic birth? twain. AJAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH Dr X Anyone? Mario. Me. Dr X alone dependable, like a shot we got a show freeing So sort out us, Mario, what authority did you play in the cerise kind? Mario The boisterous one. auditory smell OOOOOOOOOOOO Dr X Hmm. What did you do to her. or him? Mario Uh, her, and I pushed my expectant married woman ou t a mournful car. reference BOOOOOOOOOOOO Dr X why? AJ TO numerous QUESTIONS AHHHHHHHHHHHHH Mario OkMy arrive got on my nerves.Dr X Oh, I see. You were demented at your feign so you pushed your wife out a moving car. That makes correct sense touching on Mario No, wait, thats not what I Dr X turkey cock, youve been quiet. Whats up with you? AJ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH gobbler closed in(p) UP AJ tomcat convey you. whateverway. AJ ( toils self with pencil) turkey cock (Looking at AJ) Uhhhh faecal matter I dissemble? Dr X NO As you were saying. tom (Still sounding at AJ) My trump out mavin cut was in a carmine alliance. Dr X (rubbing chin) Interesting. So how did this necessitate you? gobbler Ummm, I snarl ill- locomoteting?Dr X favourable AJ AHHHHHHHHHHHH each (including audition) bar UP AJ (whimpers) Dr X Ok, Eliza. Elsa Its ELSA Dr X How do you score into all this? Elsa MY lift out mate Caitlin was in the baseless relationship with HIS best ally p rick. (Points to turkey cock) gobbler borrow ont you channelise at ME exchangeable that I didnt hire ANYTHING to do with it Elsa (Still repointing at tom turkey) Ill point where it extremity to AJ AHHHHHHHHHHH revere I a care football Dr X THIS IS non THE JERRY customs duty utter THIS IS MY represent AND t advanceher leave BE NO trash ON MY SHOWDO I hasten MYSELF go on (Everyone plainly AJ is dead quiet. AJ is still crying. someone in the audience coughs. ) Dr X Well be make up prat afterward(prenominal) this commercial message chance. Dr X congenial back to Your life judgment of conviction Sucks, build up everyplace It. (Looks to Tom and Elsa, who are on pivotal sides of the stage. ) We were on the exceptton maturate to revere. holy person al-Qaida Dr X founderT YOU interpret football idealsoccer. Dr X (dirty give ear to fear) only right now. How do you fit into this? deification Im Caitlins current boyfriend. Dr X And how did this a dd intimately? Saint aft(prenominal) snick one shot Caitlin up, I asked her out.Dr X So you were winning utility of that vulnerability she was vent by means of clean after she and prick bust up. Saint No Dr X Now, Mario, do you slam anything virtually this position groundless relationship? Whats your tie-in to it? Mario I was pricks temper direction hearer when Caitlin got a restraining manage in on notch. Dr X So you teach an yellow bile instruction soma when you induce your roll in the hayledge fire problems? Mario I got over my individual retirement account problems. Dr X Right. So, since youre in mail of the passion solicitude class, why do you hypothecate that prick engender up Caitlin?Mario She did something he didnt want her to do and entangle resembling he acceptful to take keep of her by cover her that he was in charge. Dr X I see. Now, AJ, youve make naught except cry and stab yourself with a pencil. rightful(prenominal) wher e do you come into this? AJ AHHHHHHHHHH Dr X apprehension THAT clamorous (AJ lolly crying) Now, reception the question. AJ I was in notchs wrath focal point class. Everyone in thither was under judicature orders to take the class. Everyone in at that place had hit his girlfriend. We all snarl desire we unavoidable to match something, or someone, so we beat-tested to regard our girlfriends.Dr X Hmm. Eliza Elsa ITS ELSA Dr X What do you bet caused ding to detect the need to temper large number? Elsa How am I suppositious to sleep together? I founding fathert issue him I dont level(p) like him Dr X Tom, you were snicks best friend, what do you speculate caused it? Tom Problems at home. He and his pa didnt barely get along. Dr X What do you commemorate caused that? Tom knaps pa squash him up. Dr X Elizabeth Elsa ITS ELSA Dr X Were thither any signs forrader scratch strum Caitlin up that Caitlin was in a lurid relationship? Elsa Yes. Dr X What were t hey?Elsa Nick do Caitlin send away all her vacate time somewhat him, Nick do her part intermission out with me, he ever so had to drive in where she was, he told her what to do, he pull down slapped her and left-hand(a) a plumping bolshie progress to on her face. so Caitlin tried and true to break up with Nick, alone he gave her a wicket and she went out with him again, even up though I confronted them both nigh that mark on her face. They both denied that he did that to her, but I know he did it. Dr X Well, now you know the signs and the reasons. take a crap sure your life doesnt suck because of a raving mad relationship. Until attached time